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A really nasty looking purple vagina.
Jason was about to slide his last $1 bill into the stripper's ass crack, but when she turned..
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Someone that has an excuse for everything.
Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You wou..
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A measure meaning somewhere between 8 and 15.
"Patrick, how many kids do you have?"
"Oh, I'd say an Irish dozen.&q..