Farkhorn

What is Farkhorn?


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A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!

Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*


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