What is Farkhorn?
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A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.
CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!
Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!
Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?
Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!
*Rip*
