What is Farkled?
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Very, very messed up
This computer is completely farkeld - time to reformat the hard drive and reinstall the OS.
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The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.
Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"
Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."
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A genetic experiment gone horribly awry. Half human, half octupus.
It conjurs images of loathing disgust. It must be a humoctopus.
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The other definitions are wrong.
A Jack of all Trades is someone who is decent at everything, but not especially adept at any one thing..