What is Farkling?
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An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada
Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.
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