What is Farknorg?
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a neptunian zombie in which is worshiped by the break off of the 'first church of the flying spaghetti monster' called the church of the farking flying pasta thingys(FFPT)
farknorg created the flying spaghetti monster, the creator, and the flying raviolli monster, the destroyer.
farknorg himself resembles a bald albino wookie. this idea comes from the only known sighting of farknorg when Brittany Spears gave sasquatch a hair cut.
ZOMGZ ceiling farknorg is watches me masterbatez.
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