What is Farkument?
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(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious fark; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic
"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"
"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"
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Used to point out or emphasise silence.  (Well, not precisely silence, since chirping crickets make sound.  But you get it.)
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