Farm Warming

What is Farm Warming?


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Though it sounds like a party for a yuppie gentlemen farmer to show his friends the acre, the cow, and the carbon-neutral construction bamboo and mahogany barn, a "farm warming" is in fact just a code name for a big gay sex party. Usually the attendants are pretty much the same people who would be at an actual farm-warming, and it can occur in a carbon neutral barn structure.

"Spencer and Jack never came home last night after that 'farm warming' they went to -- I guess all that plowing tired them out."

"Either that or the huge amounts of gay sex."

"Yeah, one of those."

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