What is Farmer?
1.
a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.
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2.
An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!
(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)
Example: My father, the farmer
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3.
Is a term used in assosiation with MMORPG. This is a person who play the game with the primary pourpose of making real life profit. They do this by farming money and items in game and then turn around and sell them on the internet for real life cash. To aid in there farming farmers usually use third party programs and camp out specific location in the game for a long period of time.
It's getting harder to find a good place to level with all the dam farmers everywhere.
4.
An individual, in the eyes of an urbanite, who resides in a rural area regardless of occupation.
"I can tell he's a farmer by the way he dresses."
Honk, honk. "Get off the road and back in the fields, you fucking farmer!"
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5.
adjective
1. Really boring
2. Not fun
3. A person with no life
4. Uninteresting
Man: Let's go to the mall for a movie!
Woman: No, I'm gonna go home and sleep
Man: You're so farmer!
or
Gosh, that teacher was certainly farmer.
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6.
A guy who loves young children and whose horn on his car plays the ice cream truck tune. Has an accomplice 'Parky' wo he goes cruising with carrying a net. Uses empty sweet packets to attract kids. ALso in desperate need of a haircut and deodorant
that guy is so sick, he should be locked up. he's a right farmer
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7.
A term of disrespect used for the
They are referred to as "Farmers" becasue they take care of the
Enemies of Sureno gang.
Hey Cuz you see that ho ass farmer over there?
Yeah I hear he's rollin with slobKs
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