Farmer Kieran

What is Farmer Kieran?


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A person who goes by the name of kieran who keeps a secret stash of barn porn in his room. He farms his goat every day and twice on sundays. This means that his penis is very sore and over done. this results in a very high amount of smegmaand general cheese.

Kieran farmed his goat so hard it bled.

kierans stash was discovered and he claimed it wanst his, ripped it up and threw it away, he later stuck it back together with farm juice. (cum)


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