Farmerbarleymow

What is Farmerbarleymow?

An wordurbanite word. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanites word).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

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