What is Farmer's Delight?
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A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.
Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.
Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?
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A saying used to express how absolutely, positively certain a person is about something.
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