Farmer's Delight

What is Farmer's Delight?


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A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

See sex, farm, poop, kittens, mittens, fun, corn, corn-hole, hamburglar


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