Farmers Float

What is Farmers Float?


1.

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.

Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.

See farmer, shit, piss, float, sex


90

Random Words:

1. a truly amazing girl, who at anytime by doing anything can make you fall in lover with her. she's one of a kind, and is deffinately..
1. A medical illness which involves anal leakage and accompanied by a rotten smell Yo man you got some nasty garbage ass 2. anything lac..
1. One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and oft..