What is Farmers Float?
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The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.
Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.
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