What is Farmhouse?
1.
Perhaps the worst excuse for a fraternity in the world. It doesn't even have Greek Letters. This pathetic organization stole everything from its much better competitor, Alpha Gamma Rho. Since the letters AGR were already taken, they went with farmhouse.
Farmhouse's everywhere disgrace the name of both the Greek System and Agriculture. Most Farmhouse men are homosexual.
College Freshman: I got two bids! Alpha Gamma Rho and Farmhouse, which one should I join?
Greek Coordinator: Do you like to have sex with men?
College Freshman: No
Greek Coordinator: Then don't join farmhouse.
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2.
A large fraternity, consisting mainly of homosexuals. They don't drink (at the auburn chapter), and spend most of their time beating each other off while other fraternities are partying. Shouldn't really be considered a fraternity. Also known as "Faghouse" or "Faghut"
Chick 1 : Hey did you go to the Farmhouse party last night?
Chick 2 : Yeah it was lame. It was just a bunch of dudes having sex with each other sober.
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3.
When invited on a date (or formal, or party or any large to small function planned in advance) and then ditch out 24 hours or less in advance.
Girl 1: "So, are you really going to Barn Party with Joe?"
Girl 2: "No, I think I'll wait til 4 am and then Farmhouse him."
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