Faroukh Me!

What is Faroukh Me!?


1.

Exclamation and exhortation, frequently uttered by Egyptian and other ladies, even after the abdication of KING FAROUKH in 1952.

From NAUGHTY QUEEN OF THE NILE, starring Mae West:

"Well, FAROUKH ME! If it ain't the bold Caesar hisself," exclaimed Cleopatra, smirking lasciviously. "What a pleasant surprise!"

"You're quite a handsome big lug, ain'tcha?" the voluptuous, iconic empress continued, flashing a tantalising glimpse of a vertical smilethrough her flimsy robes. "Is that a dagger you've got under your toga, or are you just pleased to see me?"

Giving the disconcerted Roman no time to reply, and revealing her ample asp which quivered like a jellied eel in the royal pantry area, she further enquired, with mystical Egyptian prescience: "Any chance of an elvis prezzie from you, or a two-minute tangoat least? I've got Antony waiting in the ante-chamber, so we'll have to be quick."

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