Farp

What is Farp?


1.

a farp is when someone burps and farts at the same time, can often happen accidentally or purposefully

farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises

"After drinking a soda and having mexican food for dinner Jon was rather gaseous and farped many times."

See farp, burp, fart, gas

2.

To produce a burp that smells like a fart.

"Dude, that is sick. Was that you?"

"Yeah, sorry, it was a farp"

See farp, fart, burp, fap

3.

Verb: The combined actions of flatulence and belching occurring at the same time.

After eating a large bowl of chili and drinking 3 beers, I farped.

See farping, burp, fart, belch, flatulance, gas

4.

Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Farp (in a quiet lift)

Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")

Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)

See toot, parp, fart, Wilz


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