What is Fart?


1. 1-man salute

2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale

3. Acid-rain maker

4. After the thunder comes the rain

5. Air bagel

6. Airbrush your boxers

7. Anal acoustics

8. Anal ahem

9. Anal audio

10. Anal salute

11. Anal volcano

12. Arse blast

13. Ass blaster

14. Ass-scented methane

15. Ass biscuit

16. Ass thunder

17. Ass whistle

18. A turd whistling for the right of way

19. Backdoor breeze

20. Backfire

21. Bad sprinkling

22. Baking brownies

23. Barking spiders

24. Bean blower

25. Beep your horn

26. Belch from behind

27. Better open a window

28. Blast off

29. Blast the chair

30. Blasting the ass trumpet

31. Blat

32. Blow ass

33. Blow mud

34. Blow the big brown horn

35. Blowing the butt bugle

36. Blowing you a kiss

37. Bomber

38. Bottom blast

39. Bottom burp

40. Break the sound barrier without a plane

41. Break wind

42. Breath of fresh air

43. Brown horn brass choir

44. Brown thunder

45. Bun shaker

46. Burnin' rubber

47. Buster

48. Busting ass

49. Butt bleat

50. Butt burp

51. Butt hair harmony

52. Butt percussion

53. Butt trauma

54. Butt trumpet

55. Butt tuba

56. Buttock bassoon

57. Cheek flapper

58. Cheesin'

59. Colonic calliope

60. Crack a rat

61. Crack one off

62. Crack splitters

63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits

64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust)

65. Crowd splitter

66. Cut a stinker

67. Cut loose

68. Cut the cheese

69. Cut the wind

70. Death Breath

71. Deflate

72. Doing the one-cheek sneak

73. Doorknob

74. Drop a barking spider

75. Drop a bomb

76. Drop ass

77. Dropped a bomb

78. Eggy

79. Empty my tank

80. Exercising the meat nozzle (not sure if this one doesn't belong in a different category)

81. Exploding bottom

82. Explosion between the legs

83. Exterminate

84. Fart

85. Fire a stink torpedo

86. Fire the retro-rocket

87. Firing scud missiles

88. Fizzler

89. Flame thrower

90. Flamer

91. Flapper

92. Flatulate

93. Flatulence

94. Flatus

95. Flipper

96. Float an air biscuit

97. Floof

98. Fluffy

99. Fog slicer

100. Fowl howl

101. Fragrant fuzzy

102. Free-floating anal vapors

103. Free Jacuzi

104. Freep

105. Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

106. Fumigate

107. Funky rollers

108. Gas attack

109. Gas blaster

110. Gas from the ass

111. Gas master

112. Gaseous intestinal by-products

113. Ghost turd

114. Give a dirty look at the person next to you

115. Grandpa

116. Gravy pants

117. Great brown cloud

118. Hailing Emperor Crush

119. Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! (pick-up line)

120. Heinus anus

121. Hole flappage

122. Hole flapper

123. Honk

124. HUMrrhoids

125. Hydrogen bomb

126. I made a pootie

127. If you are that embarrassed about it, you can always blame it on me.

128. Ignition

129. Insane in the methane

130. Invert a burp

131. It's low tide

132. Jet propulsion

133. Jockey burner

134. Jumping guts

135. Just calling your name

136. Just keeping warm

137. Just the noise

138. Kaboom

139. K-Fart

140. Kill the canary

141. Lay a wind loaf

142. Lay an air biscuit

143. Leave a gas trap

144. Let a beefer

145. Let each little bean be heard

146. Let one fly

147. Let one go

148. Let the beans out

149. Lethal cloud

150. Letting one rip

151. Lingerer

152. Made a gas blast

153. Make a stink

154. Make a trumpet of one's ass (John Milton)

155. Mating call of the barking spider

156. Methane Bomb

157. Methane production experiment

158. Moon gas

159. Mud duck

160. Must be a sewer around

161. Nose death

162. Odor bubble

163. Odorama

164. One man jazz band

165. One-gun salute

166. Painting the elevator

167. Pant stainer

168. Panty burp

169. Parp

170. Party in your pants

171. Pass gas

172. Pass wind

173. Play the tuba

174. Playing the trouser tuba

175. Plotcher (aka a wet one ... bad form, points taken off for emmitting one of these)

176. Poof

177. Poop gas

178. Poot

179. Pop

180. Pop a fluffy

181. Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion (South Park)

182. Prove it

183. Prupe (Norwegian--the E has two dots over it)

184. Puff, the Magic Dragon

185. Quack

186. Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time

187. Rectal honk

188. Rectal shout

189. Rectal tremor

190. Release a squeeker

191. Release an ass buscuit

192. Release gas

193. Rep

194. Rimshot

195. Rip ass

196. Rip one

197. Ripple fart

198. Roast the Jockeys

199. Rotting vegetation

200. Safety

201. Salute your shorts

202. SAS (silent and scentless)

203. SBD (silent but deadly)

204. Set off an SBD

205. Shit fumes

206. Shit honker

207. Shit vapor

208. Shoot the cannon

209. Shoppin' at Wal-Fart

210. Silent but deadly (SBD)

211. Singe the carpet

212. Singing the Anal Anthem

213. Skunk smells his own smell first!

214. Sounding the sphincter scale

215. Sounds like a barking spider

216. Sounds like a wompus cat

217. Sphincter song

218. Spit a brick

219. Squeak one out

220. Squeeker

221. Steamer

222. Step on a duck

223. Step on a frog

224. Stink bomb

225. Stink Burger

226. Strangling the stank monkey

227. Stress release

228. Tail wind

229. Telegraph from Ft. A-hole to Cmdr. Nostril announcing the arrival of Gen. Shat

230. That felt good

231. The closest you get to craping while standing up

232. The colonic calliope

233. The dog did it

234. The F bomb

235. The gluteal tuba

236. The Sound and the Fury

237. The stink's gone into the fabric

238. The third state of matter

239. The toothless one speaks

240. Thunder pants

241. Thunderspray

242. Toilet tune

243. Toot

244. Toot your own horn

245. Trelblow

246. Triple flutter blast

247. Trouser cough

248. Trouser trumpet

249. Turd honking

250. Turd hooties

251. Turn on the A/C in your large intestine

252. Uncorked symphony

253. Under burp

254. Venting one

255. Wet one

256. What smell?

257. What the dog did

258. Whoever smelt it dealt it

259. Wrong way burping

260. Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same.

261. Zinger


(after farting at the urinal)

"After thunder comes the rain."


Q. "What was that?"

A. "Just calling your name."



"Ewwww, get away from me!"

"Take it easy, it was just the noise."


a fart is more than just a sound. it is more than just a horrifying smell. a fart is a much more deeper emotion. it is one that touches the heart, comes straight from the stomach and reaches deep into ones soul. it takes the path from one person's ass hole and leads itself into another's nose. it touches the five senses like michael jackson touches little boys. farts are a wonderous thing especially when done in public places to offend people in restaurants, schools, banks etc. farts bring people closer together. the make music and can create a dance. so fart. fart in a car when the windows are up, fart in your friends face and fart in front of your mom.

>> "That fool looks as if he needs a fart in the face."

>> "Ahhh, my fart smells like your mom."

>> "I can fart better than you sing."

>> "i fart in the shower, and that makes me happy."

>> "Can I fart in your freakin face?"

>> "I got grounded for farting in my mom's face"


store owner: "You're getting a little too loud."

culprit: *FART*

store owner: "Good answer."

See wonderful, beautiful, music, amazing


noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.

aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.

See What


shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart.

after we ate mrs winners fried chicken, the whole car was fart tainted!

See pooy, gas, break wind, brown air, da trick biatch


The cry of the imprisoned terd.

Monica left just in time, for my fart told me I would be pooping soon.


Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.


A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts

1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.

2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.

3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.

Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain


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