Fart Biter

What is Fart Biter?


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An individual who must fart but is reluctant to do so, therefore tries to clench the sphincter in order to "bite" the fart off into smaller, less noticeable mini-farts.

The fart biter was desperately trying to escape the public eye so he could ease his smelly problem.

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