Fart Boner

What is Fart Boner?

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

See fart, boner, gas, erection

Leor

1. A total hottie with a body every girl wants. From the root my hottie. Some one who will screw for free. Will you make out with me. ..

Winnots

1. A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.) You wont hav..

Zach:ya You Heard Me Dumbass...

3. Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded. Andrew is a phucktard. 4. same definiti..

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