Fart Bride

What is Fart Bride?

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

See baby boomer, bridal diaper, depends

Uiuc

1. University of Illinois: Under Construction Person 1: Hey, I'm going to U of I for the weekend. Want to come? Person 2: Nah... I..

With Six, You Get Egg Rolls

1. The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazze..

Uffelt

1. Person who has alot of Dickcheese and usually stinks out of the mouth like my grandma out of her ass. #1Guy. Dude he stinks! I bet he h..

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