What is Fart Capture?
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The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.
Man, I need to Fart Capture. I love to sniff them later.
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