Fart Capture

What is Fart Capture?


1.

The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.

Man, I need to Fart Capture. I love to sniff them later.

See fart, jar, shit, ass, hole


35

Random Words:

1. A lesbian orgy My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more. See lesbian, orgy, hom..
1. A device used by females (similar to conventional "tampons") to seriously injure the penis of a possible sexual assailant. i..
1. L.Y.L. is short for love your lord. You should go to church to love your lord. If someone is doing something wrong say "Satan get..