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If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.
Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ev..
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When something just isn't performing as planned.
"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was s..
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When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.
After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toi..