Fart Contraction

What is Fart Contraction?


1.

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.

"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"

See fart, stomach, pain, contraction, gas


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