Fart Cushion

What is Fart Cushion?


1.

A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.

In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.

"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."

See fart pillow, fart muffler, fart, flatulence, silencer

2.

A fart cusion is like a pin cushion, You just fart into it!

I use my fart cushion alot.

See farts, gas, poop, stank


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