What is Fart Dog?
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1) A canine prone to gastronomical expulsion. (I.E. A Terrier with a propensity for excreting air fouled by long term entrapment within the colon.)
2) An irritating boyfriend.
1) Pass the Ly-Sol, Jim-Bob! Something just crawled up that Fart Dog of yours ass and died!
2) Get OUT of my ass pocket, fart dog!
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