What is Fart Goggles?
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Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.
"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"
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When someone tries to annoy or hurt someone verbally by saying a put down in a coy or apparent unaware way.
Your mom is passive aggress..