Fart Goggles

What is Fart Goggles?


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Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.

"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"

"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"

See glasses, optics, tony blair, squint, eyes


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