What is Fart In Church, A?
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a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing
Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!
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Rectum. (Damn near killed 'em!)
No one should ever have a dildo the size of a zucchini crammed into her monkey-hole...