What is Fart Knocker?
1.
Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.
1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!
2.
n. someone who is a loser or a moron; used as an insult by Second Graders
SHUT UP! You're a fart knocker!
3.
Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.
Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.
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4.
One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.
Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.
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5.
A mean person. Some one not liked or hated. A butt-hole.
"I can't believe Chris Brown beat up Rhianna."
"Yeah, he's such a
fart knocker !"
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6.
Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.
Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.
"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"
"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"
"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."
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7.
n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.
Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.
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