Fart Mart

What is Fart Mart?

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

See beans, fart, poot, stink, stench

Upside Down Pretzel Machine

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Optorectumostomy

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J_a'ing

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