Fart Moisture

What is Fart Moisture?

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

See shit, poo, mess, smelly, fart, arse, Agent 47

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Marmasoot

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