Fart Moisture

What is Fart Moisture?

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

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Optirectalfecalitis

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Jamaican

1. 1.pertaining to or of Jamaica in origin. 2.person who is likely to have aunts or uncles younger than he is. I AM JAMAICAN WA GWAN...

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