Fart Moisture

What is Fart Moisture?

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

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Bump Heads

1. kids game ( for 5 years an under ) ( adults foreplay ) my 2 year old bump heads with her daddy. Sooon my honey we will bump heads in be..

Assworth

1. something that isnt worth a thing. The air u breath is assworth as in doesnt cost you a thing See worth, ass, nothing, priceless, zero..

No Ho

1. Short for North Hollywood. City in the San Fernando Valley, California. "Where you stay at homeboy"? Man I live over in No Ho..

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