Fart Moisture

What is Fart Moisture?

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

See shit, poo, mess, smelly, fart, arse, Agent 47

Green Light Special

1. When you are parked at stop light and someone is behind you, and when it turns green you don't move and piss the person behind you ..

Kuppern

1. a guy who is cool, and has his name abbreviated. "yo dude wazup, kuppern" See Guybrush Threepwood..

Pomiting

1. The act of pooping and vomiting at the same time. Grant got food poisoning and was pomiting all night. See pooping, sick, ill..

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