Fart Mongoose

What is Fart Mongoose?

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.

2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)

3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.

That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.

See fart, mongoose, chuck, ass, poop

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