Fart Mongoose

What is Fart Mongoose?

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.

2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)

3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.

That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.

See fart, mongoose, chuck, ass, poop

Lachey

1. a Miller Lite. originates from Nick Lachey who always drinks Miller Lite on the show Newlyweds. pass me another lachey. See nick lach..

Piking

1. Promising to turn up at an event, but deciding not to at the last minute. "Hey man, is John coming?" "Nah, hes piking, ..

Footurbate

1. The act of rubbing your own feet. My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate. See feet, foot, rubbing, relief..

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