Fart Patrol

What is Fart Patrol?

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.

I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.

See fart, patrol, sleep, fert, awake

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