Fart Patrol

What is Fart Patrol?

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.

I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.

See fart, patrol, sleep, fert, awake

Internet Birthday

1. the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection Hey buddy, the internet doesn&ap..

Zenful

1. A euphoric feeling produced by a relaxing environment and calming energy. 1.The sun on my cheeks and the wind in my hair gave me a zenf..

Empty Warhead

1. Another name for George Bush. And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Fart Patrol Edit Meaning