Fart Patrol

What is Fart Patrol?


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When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.

I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.

See fart, patrol, sleep, fert, awake


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