Fart Pirate

What is Fart Pirate?


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One who sits in wait for another to fart, then quickly inhales the gas directly from the sphincter before anyone else can enjoy it. Usually an ass whooping ensues.

"I had the best fart today but before I could smell it some fart pirate came and stole it."


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