Fart Plug

What is Fart Plug?

1.

When you have a particularly bad case of the beer shits, and you keep thinking you have to crap, but all that comes out is a turd the size of a cork and a gallon of air. You go through the day not being able to trust your anus, feeling like you need to fart, but fearing you might chuck the plug.

"How's your hangover?" "Not good. My headache is gone, but I keep dealing with a series of fart plugs.". "Lovely". "Yeah, the fifth one I shot out was under so much pressure I nearly cracked the toilet."

See fart, beer shit, mud butt, butt plug, turd, poop, crap
8

Random Words:

Emotastic
1. In relation to being emo in great amount; used when something is fanTASTICly emo. That song is Emotastic! See Jessica 2. being typic..
Read more
Homorexual
1. A Tyranasaurus Rex who is sexually attracted to other Tyranasaurus Rexs of the same sex Man, Jim, you're such a homorexual because..
Read more
Txc
1. Another fine creation from the legendary wordsmith Eric. In this era of silly people running about proclaiming themselves to be hXc, sXe..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free