What is Fart Pocket?
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1. Fart Pocket (n.) A word grouping used to define a looming gas cloud that is expelled from the lower intestine through the anus into the air, waiting for a unsuspecting victim to traverse through.
2. Fart Pocket (n.) A word grouping used to define a bad tasting or otherwise unedible Hot Pocket®
1. Gary walked away and left a fart pocket behind, im going to spew!
2. My wife won't let me buy lunch this week guys, sorry; don't feel too bad because I get stuck with Fart Pockets.
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A situation where you are trapped in someone else dirty air. The phrase comes from the direct Afrikaans translation of “poepsak” pronounced “poop suck”
Example – When you climb on a packed Tube where someone has just climbed off but farted before disembarking leaving their fart behind trapped in the crowd leaving you to bear the full brunt of having to enhale the smell and not being able to do anything about it. The same as you can be walking down a busy street like Oxford street and while you are happily walking along, you will enter a “fart pocket” but unlike the tube you are able to escape this quite quickly by speeding up into the fresh air.
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When a guy farts while sitting down, and the fart gets stuck between the mans ass, his balls and the chair. The man nor anyone around him smells it until he stands up.
Yesterday I farted but didnt smell it until i stood up 5 minutes later. I guess it was stuck in my fart pocket.
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