What is Fart Resin?
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The leftover microscopic particles of feces left in the threads of bed sheets, seat cushions, and clothing as a result of flatus being filtered through them.
The threads from Mr. Belvedere's car seats emitted a repugnant funk. Little did he know, the source of it was his own unrelenting
flatus . His fart resin lingered in the deepest darkest threads of the upholstery of his Ford Taurus, further damaging the resale value.
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