Fart Sandwich Edit Meaning

1.

A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.

I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits- but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.

See fart, sandwich, sandwhich, turd, shit, wind, runs

2.

Where one passes wind into the palms of their cupped hands, thereby trapping the odour, then releasing the odour into the face of an unsuspecting victim.

Andy nearly threw up after that fart sandwich

See fart, sandwich, smell, stink

3.

When a small fart is passed and remains caught as a small bubble between the butt cheeks.

I felt the filling of my fart sandwich slowly inching to the top of the crack, thus I knew its release was imminent.

See flart, fluff, bubble butt