Fart Segue

What is Fart Segue?


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A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"

Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."

Person B: *farts*

Person A: "Nice fart segue."

See fart, gas, flatulence, poot, toot, segway


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