Fart Segue

What is Fart Segue?

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"

Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."

Person B: *farts*

Person A: "Nice fart segue."

See fart, gas, flatulence, poot, toot, segway

Uppity Hussein

1. a nickname for President B. Hussein Obama. Uppity Hussein is right now the president, with his uppity wife Michelle. See obama, potus,..

Pallardy

1. a BAMF. known for being good looking and charming. Man Matt is such a Pallardy, just look at him with all those ladies See bamf, charm..

Lebenira

1. only the coolest family in the entire universe my family sucks, i wish i was a lebenira See sexy, hot, fine, booty, sexual..

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