What is Fart Thief?
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Researcher who acquires samples of flatulence without the knowledge or consent of the subjects.
And then the fart thief said to me: "Your flatulence or your life!". It was the most frightening moments of my life! But certainly not the most smelly. I find that ironic.
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Since you're so hot and bothered Jane, why don't you go flick yer bean!..