What is Fart Trail?
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Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.
Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.
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Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.
I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffl..
