Fart Ventriloquist

What is Fart Ventriloquist?


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(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.

--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

See fart, ventriloquist, poo, gas, wind, ass


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