What is Fart Wedger?
1.
A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.
Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.
This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake
Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.
See
Random Words:
1.
Kristen Ann Rose Corbisiero;
she goes on myspace, facebook, youtube, lime wire, reads, dance, eats, showers, cleans, applys makeup, tla..
1.
1. term used to describe a vagina that looks like it could have a small grungy town inside of it.
2. term used when referring to a woma..
