Fart Wedger

What is Fart Wedger?


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A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

See fart, guff, parp, air biscuit, gas, brown air, chamfer


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