What is Fartalingus?
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When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.
I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.
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A blow job (in Texan slang).
"...after having a few drinks, they started givin freebies. They all got
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A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.
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someone who doesnt like to drive
eric: Lets go watch a movie
Jennie: ok
eric: you drive
jennie: why did you bust a moshay on me?
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