What is Fartalingus?
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When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.
I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.
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Random Words:
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A resume to keep your dude life in check.
DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTA..