What is Fartalingus?
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When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.
I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
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A woman's menstrual cycle.
"Rae, the red machine came today."
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