What is Fartalingus?
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When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.
I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.
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It is made up of a long steam rolled dookie(preferably a hard shit from a man). You take the crap and freeze it. You proceed by using ..
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A really sloppy, ripe, bacteria infested, hairy, huge vagina.
Man! I took one whiff of her tuna casserole and my penis did a "turt..
