What is Fartalingus?
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When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.
I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.
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(burr-gerk^eng) a mime of orgasm carried out by guys whose blood alcohol content prevents erection - never mind a bonafide spooge event ..
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When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.
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