Fartblossom

What is Fartblossom?


1.

A nickname for someone inportant to you.

Son, you are such a fartblossom.

2.

The brief bloom of blue flame that occurs when one ignites

flatulence as it exits the anus

Look at the size of THAT fartblossom! I'll bet that idiot burned the hair offa his nuts!

See fart, tarf, assburp, barking spider, gaslight

3.

Person who epitomizes a fart, at the exact moment of exit from the body, and at its maximum level of stench before diffusing into the atmosphere.

My sister-in-law Angie is such a fartblossom.

4.

Poorly researched, chemically reproduced fake floral, citrus, or outdoorsy aerosol sprays used by homemakers hausfrau to mask the odors of trash cans, stinky furniture, food residue.... Sometimes far more repugnant smelling than the original offending odor

Jeez LurLean, did you leave that sardine can in the trash or is that stench coming from under your nightgown? Just don't be spraying that FARTBLOSSOM around me!

See glade, fabreeze, oust, massengill, fds, stank, yeast infection


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