Fartburn

What is Fartburn?


1.

The burning sensation one feels in their rectum after having been flatulent the entire day.

Navin: Oh man, I had Taco Bell all day yesterday, and now I have fartburn.

See fart, burn, taco, bell, beans

2.

The fecal residue left in one's underpants resulting from overindulgence of food and/or drink.

"Man, I ate me some good ole beans and it gave me the worst fartburn! My wife had to bleach my underwear twice just to get the stains out."

See skid marks, fart, crap, poop, heartburn

3.

when a fart is so strong that it "burns" the nose hair of those around you.

"Dude, you totally gave me fartburn with that one! Take your stinky self outside!"

See fart, gas, farts

4.

A feeling one gets when they pass gas after eating hot mexican food especially beans.

The hot beans really gave me a bad case of fartburn!

See heartburn, the runs


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