What is Fartcake?
1.
A cake that has been farted on by a woman for obtaining sexual pleasure
Amie lowered her butt towards the cake, positioned her anus in front of the cake, and produced this delicious fartcake
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2.
A cake that has been farted on by a woman
This is a fartcake: Norah just farted on this cake
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3.
a cake that has been flatulated upon by a woman for sexual purposes
Dad: John, this cake is a fartcake
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago
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4.
a cake made from durian fruit, which smells like a fucking fart to begin with. Can be found at a Chinese bakery.
"Anyone want a piece of fartcake?"
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5.
a name-calling device that can also be used as a comeback; a device that can also be an excellent conversation stopper
a person who has pissed you off (by saying something or doing something ridiculous or embarrassing, etc.) bad enough to make you swear at them, but at the same time you don't know what to say to them or it is a bad place or time to swear at them
-person1: "this is me caring... 'zzzzzzzzzzz' "
-person2: "you're a fartcake."
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