What is Fartcatcher?
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An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.
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A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."
Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..