What is Fartclap?
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(n) noun
Phenomenon occurring to individuals that are roughly thirty pounds or more overweight.
Due to the increased size of the originator’s gluteus maximus, expelled gas from the anal opening is briefly trapped within the confines of the enlarged anal cleavage. Instead of producing that flatulent sound of which we are all familiar, the gas moves and eventually escapes as one big bubble. This causes the cheeks to slam together violently once the pressure is relieved and results in a distinctive WHAP! sound.
“Her snoring was enough to deal with at night, but once she started fartclapping in her sleep it was time for her to go.”
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Nickname for your bro or friend who loves danger.
Dude, James thought he was indiana brones last night and tried jumping off the shed. ..
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Adj. To engage in sexual activity with a man who is so well endowed that it feels as if your are being poked in the spine.
Wow that guy..
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When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up
Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings..
