Fartcorn

What is Fartcorn?


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Popcorn that is made for the primary purpose of diguising fart odors. Note that fartcorn has the smell of normal popcorn until it mixes with fecal gases, often resulting in a slightly burnt/sour odor.

Officeperson 1: "Gross! Do you smell that?"

Officeperson 2: "Yeah, Bryan made some fartcorn to cover up his wicked gas."

Officeperson 1: "Well at least he is trying. Last week he gave 2 rows of the cube farm a major crop dusting."

See popcorn, farting, flatulence, smell


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