Farter's Confidant

What is Farter's Confidant?


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1. A person whom other people are comfortable farting in front of.

2. A person whom other people are comfortable confiding in information about their farts. In either case there is a presumed level of trust, real or imagined, in the exchange from farter to Farter's Confidant.

1. (To Farter's Confidant) "Dude, I just farted"

2. Dude 1: dude I need to fart.

Dude 2: dude, you can fart in my presents, I'm a Farter's Confidant.

See farter, good friend


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