What is Fartex?
1.
a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.
"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...
2.
a fart that happens while youre having sex
He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex
