Fartex

What is Fartex?


1.

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

2.

a fart that happens while youre having sex

He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex


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