What is Fartex?
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a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.
"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...
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a fart that happens while youre having sex
He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex
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pertaining to women in general. Anyone with a uterus. More specifically women who blue ball, or screw a man over in any way.
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a fart that sounds kind of how a light switch does when you flip it; CLlCK! very rare and often painful they are legendary. Infact, lege..