Fartex

What is Fartex?

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

a fart that happens while youre having sex

He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex

W00tish

1. Crazy happiness! Insane joy. Something that is awesome that doesn't happen very often. Billys grade went from a D- to an A-! W00ti..

Locideto

1. 1. A term used when having sexual intercourse, and pretending to speak a different language. (Usually screamed by a girl) "Oh my g..

Fontalvo

1. To exceed all expectations in the mest way possible. At first I though you were a fuck up but you fontalvo more than anyone else See f..

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