What is Fartex?
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a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.
"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...
2.
a fart that happens while youre having sex
He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex
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A blend of sensibilities from the 1970's and today.
Yo dawg, if Barry Manilow and Gwen Stefani did a song together, that shit woul..
