What is Fartex?
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a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.
"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...
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a fart that happens while youre having sex
He was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex
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A person who is a really annnoying midget. He is always being picked on and is very self concious about his height. BIG people tend to p..
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An expression of pure content, derived from the film "Othello."
"Are you going to the party later?"
"Yeah man..